October 2013

A couple of Halloweens ago I murdered the cliche and dressed up as a ‘sexy pumpkin’.

In my defense, it was a bit more original than the hundreds of ‘sexy’ cats and witches you see roaming the streets in October and I actually looked quite cute. Until, of course, I got knocked over in the middle of a club and couldn’t get up. Instead I just rolled around the floor like a fat little pumpkin until my friends finally noticed.

Witch

Since then I’ve  given the ‘sexy’ Halloween costumes a wide berth, but not everyone has. So, today I’m over at my column on Drink in Liverpool talking about the terrifying world of ‘sexy’ Halloween costumes

See you there x

 

 

 

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