Scarlett View…

Meet Sam, he’s everything you’ve ever wanted in a man.

doberman puppy

For a start he’s tall, dark and handsome…

doberman dog

…and he’ll always make sure he looks good for you.

dog looking at himself in the mirror

He’s sociable and always up for meeting new people…

doberman puppy and calf

…but he also loves a quiet night in with old friends. 

puppies sleeping

He’s brave, so he’ll protect you from all those terrifying creatures out there.

doberman and cat

But he’s also really sensitive, and cares for all creatures great or small.

big dog and little dog

He’d wait out in the rain all day for you, just to say Hello…

cute doberman

…and he’s never going to let something as daft as a wall stand in between your love.

doberman stood on table

He’s a real foodie and loves to try new things.

doberman eating corn on the cob

And he’s happy to help you out in the garden wherever he can.

doberman digging a hole

But most importantly, he’s loyal – and he’ll always look after you.

doerman protecting other dog

But he still knows you’re the boss.

doberman in garden

Like I said, he’s perfect…


…and maybe one day he’ll take you on one of his adventures.

dog on boat

So form a queue, bitches.

cute doberman dog


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