August 14, 2013 in Category Drinking Games,Scarlett Guides To Life...

Breaking Bad: The Drinking Game

Yesterday, after months and months of waiting, Breaking Bad is back. 

So, in honour of the final episodes of the best TV drama of all time – and for those of you who, like me, drink to cope with the fact you can’t cope with the series, I give you The Breaking Bad Drinking Game...

Breaking bad drinking game

Choose one of the following main characters to play and drink any time they do any of the following.

Walt

Walter White Drinking Game

He looks like Heisenberg.
There’s a birds-eye view of Walt in the shower.
You see him in his tighty-whiteys.
If he’s talking to Lydia you must drink until the conversation is over.

 Jesse

Jesse pinkman drinking game

He calls someone ‘Bitch’
He starts a sentence with ‘Yo’
Someone is eating pizza in Jesse’s house
If skinny Pete is on screen, drink throughout.

Hank

hank schrader drinking game

He groans in the effort to stand up
He says something borderline racist to a Mexican
Someone mentions SchraderBrau
When Hank is eating, drink throughout.

Marie

marie scrader drinking game

She avoids confrontation.
She wears purple.
She steals something.
Whenever Marie is in her lab coat, drink throughout.

Walt Jnr.

walt jr drinking game

Whenever someone calls him Flynn
Whenever you see him eating breakfast
If he shouts “this is bullshit” during someone else’s conversation
Every time he is one the phone to Louis you must drink until the conversation is over.

Skyler

skyler white drinking game

Drink every time Skyler is a dickhead.

(Subject to interpretation – I accept no responsibility for anything you do whilst black-out drunk.)

 Until next time… tread lightly x

 

16 comments… read them below or add one

Monica August 14, 2013 at 10:43 am

This sounds like so much fun! Especially ‘drink every time Skyler is a dickhead’. That’s basically every time she is on screen or is mentioned. You’d be wasted.

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Scarlett August 14, 2013 at 11:02 am

Haha exactly! Whoever is stuck with Marie is going to be in bad shape too x

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Teffy August 14, 2013 at 11:33 am

Ohoo you my friend have just given me an afternoon activity!

Teffy || Teffys Perks Blog ||

Xx

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Scarlett August 15, 2013 at 9:15 am

Nothing like daytime drinking games x

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Gorilla Bananas August 14, 2013 at 4:35 pm

Sounds like the perfect TV show for anyone who wants to get pissed quickly. No I haven’t seen it…yet.

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Scarlett August 15, 2013 at 9:15 am

You need to! ASAP! x

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Simone August 14, 2013 at 10:44 pm

HA! I love it.

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Scarlett August 15, 2013 at 9:15 am

:) xx

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Tanya August 15, 2013 at 1:15 am

LOL ‘everytime skyler is a dickhead’ god i hate her.

YAY BB is back baby!!

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Scarlett August 15, 2013 at 9:14 am

It’s SO good isn’t it! x

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ShimonZ August 15, 2013 at 6:12 am

I regret to say that I’ve never watched this program. However, in your honor I’ve decided to play the game. I’ll start drinking now, and you just shout to me when the program’s over. Thanks, Scarlet.

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Scarlett August 15, 2013 at 9:14 am

Haha! No problem Shimon x

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abeerfortheshower August 15, 2013 at 12:51 pm

Best. Show. Ever. I’d take the Walt Jr. one and die of alcohol poisoning. I’d also be obligated to shout “this is bullshit!” exactly like he does before slamming it down, thus mocking the handicapped with my drinking. I’m classy like that.

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Scarlett August 19, 2013 at 8:36 am

Haha! I’d take Marie, there’s never a moment she’s not wearing purple and avoiding any conflict x

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snowbird August 15, 2013 at 1:36 pm

Hahahahaha….I can see you ending up VERY drunk.xxxx

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Scarlett August 19, 2013 at 8:35 am

Hopefully x

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