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Here’s what you’re going to see at Creamfields this year.

Remember a few years ago when people would refer to Creamfields as going to ‘The Field of Cream’? Heavy wasn’t it. I’ll give you a second to have a little cringe. Luckily, I think we’re […]

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Oh nothing, just me moaning about Tinder again.

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I don’t know who I think I am, but for the last two weeks I’ve been walking round like Jonny big pockets; making it rain at the bar, buying a new telly, buying an iPad for […]

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Can we talk about hate-stalking please.

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Something hideous has happened; somebody I hate-stalk on social media has gone and got herself birded up. Hate stalking, by nature, is a risky little game (not to mention really unhealthy and self-sabotaging.) One slip of the […]

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Solid life advice from a former party girl

There’s something about turning 28 that makes you acutely aware that you might actually be turning into a real adult. It’s quite a subtle transition, but one day you realise that you’re officially in your […]

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28.

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Today I turn 28 years old and, as you’re reading this, I’ll be snowboarding down a mountain in France… something I never even imagined I’d be doing – let alone enjoying – when I turned […]

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30 things all Scousers know to be true

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By ZOE YAK 1. If your bin isn’t purple, you aren’t Scouse. Soz. 2. Speaking of purple; you know who Purple Aki is. 3. You strongly believe that The Races should be an official holiday […]

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