If You Ask Me

This is an intervention.

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Listen, honey, I’m about to hit you with some tough love truth: If he wanted to speak to you, he would have text or called.  Yes, I know you like him and I know it […]

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What does your tattoo say about you?

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BY ZOEYAK Nothing lets you know someone is prone to making bad life decisions better than a dodgy looking tattoo. My favourite people all have a bit of ink that was designed after one too […]

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Build-a-bitch-cave

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Everyone has a different level of petty when they’re pushed to their limits. My mum, for example, lashes my Dad’s pillows in the pond every time he winds her up. A mate of mine throws […]

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Peter Pan: The original fuckboy

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Fuckboy ?fuc(c)boi/ noun Boys pretending to be men. Will lead multiple girls on for mediocre sex and to stimulate their own ego. Sends unsolicited dick pics, thinks rape jokes are funny and uses the winking-with-the-tongue-hanging-out emoji on the […]

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Here’s what you’re going to see at Creamfields this year.

Remember a few years ago when people would refer to Creamfields as going to ‘The Field of Cream’? Heavy wasn’t it. I’ll give you a second to have a little cringe. Luckily, I think we’re […]

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Oh nothing, just me moaning about Tinder again.

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I don’t know who I think I am, but for the last two weeks I’ve been walking round like Jonny big pockets; making it rain at the bar, buying a new telly, buying an iPad for […]

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