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The emotional stages of being hungover in work

Nobody ever intends to be hungover in work; you tell yourself you’re meeting your mates for a bite to eat and maybe a small glass of wine. You even drive because you want to be […]

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This is an intervention.

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Listen, honey, I’m about to hit you with some tough love truth: If he wanted to speak to you, he would have text or called.  Yes, I know you like him and I know it […]

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What does your tattoo say about you?

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BY ZOEYAK Nothing lets you know someone is prone to making bad life decisions better than a dodgy looking tattoo. My favourite people all have a bit of ink that was designed after one too […]

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Build-a-bitch-cave

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Everyone has a different level of petty when they’re pushed to their limits. My mum, for example, lashes my Dad’s pillows in the pond every time he winds her up. A mate of mine throws […]

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Peter Pan: The original fuckboy

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Fuckboy ?fuc(c)boi/ noun Boys pretending to be men. Will lead multiple girls on for mediocre sex and to stimulate their own ego. Sends unsolicited dick pics, thinks rape jokes are funny and uses the winking-with-the-tongue-hanging-out emoji on the […]

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People I hate at the gym

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What’s the opposite of health? Because this time last year I was the poster girl for it. I survived on nothing but Diet Coke and KitKat chunkies… and – still nursing the remains of a […]

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