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Build-a-bitch-cave

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Everyone has a different level of petty when they’re pushed to their limits. My mum, for example, lashes my Dad’s pillows in the pond every time he winds her up. A mate of mine throws […]

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Peter Pan: The original fuckboy

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Fuckboy ?fuc(c)boi/ noun Boys pretending to be men. Will lead multiple girls on for mediocre sex and to stimulate their own ego. Sends unsolicited dick pics, thinks rape jokes are funny and uses the winking-with-the-tongue-hanging-out emoji on the […]

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People I hate at the gym

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What’s the opposite of health? Because this time last year I was the poster girl for it. I survived on nothing but Diet Coke and KitKat chunkies… and – still nursing the remains of a […]

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Here’s what you’re going to see at Creamfields this year.

Remember a few years ago when people would refer to Creamfields as going to ‘The Field of Cream’? Heavy wasn’t it. I’ll give you a second to have a little cringe. Luckily, I think we’re […]

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Oh nothing, just me moaning about Tinder again.

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I don’t know who I think I am, but for the last two weeks I’ve been walking round like Jonny big pockets; making it rain at the bar, buying a new telly, buying an iPad for […]

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Can we talk about hate-stalking please.

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Something hideous has happened; somebody I hate-stalk on social media has gone and got herself birded up. Hate stalking, by nature, is a risky little game (not to mention really unhealthy and self-sabotaging.) One slip of the […]

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