A Day In The Scarlett Life…

Things I don’t have time for in my life right now.

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Because life is full of things ain’t nobody got time for… Meal prepping According to just about every fitness blog/Instagram/twitter I have absolutely no excuse not to spend my Sundays meal prepping for the week

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A crank walks into a bar…

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So, my newest project; Drink in Liverpool has launched! I can’t speak for my partner in crime; OSB, (I wouldn’t fucking dare, she’s got a cosh and she knows how to use it) but I feel like

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Bumps in the night

It’s 2am on my first night in my new flat and I’ve woken up, bleary eyed, to the sound of banging. I stumble into my pretty new lounge; trying to untangle my legs which, somehow,

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To the left, to the left

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When I started seeing my ex-boyfriend I was 18 and our first date was organised using my gem-encrusted Nokia 3310. Not long after he was given the (highest) honour of a place in my MySpace

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Pin up girls, evil clowns and werewolf babies.

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I’m all kinds of excited today because finally, after 18 months of you all telling me that I need to get my own pin up girl, here she is. Isn’t she pretty?! Hand painted by

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Yoga is absolutely not for pussies.

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Let me level with you; I’ve always thought yoga was for people who couldn’t be arsed to actually break a sweat. People who only eat organic foods, who call their kid ‘Apple’ and who look

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