A Day In The Scarlett Life…

Life lessons from the walk-in clinic

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If that was me in Taken, my Dad would probably miss the phone call then call me back three days later asking why I still haven’t sorted my water meter out.  And he’d be well

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How to fake a dinner party

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When I was 15 I accidentally set a microwave on fire. I just wrote, ‘I don’t know how it happened’ but I had to delete it because I know exactly how it happened. It happened

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Things I don’t have time for in my life right now.

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Because life is full of things ain’t nobody got time for… Meal prepping According to just about every fitness blog/Instagram/twitter I have absolutely no excuse not to spend my Sundays meal prepping for the week

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A crank walks into a bar…

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So, my newest project; Drink in Liverpool has launched! I can’t speak for my partner in crime; OSB, (I wouldn’t fucking dare, she’s got a cosh and she knows how to use it) but I feel like

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Bumps in the night

It’s 2am on my first night in my new flat and I’ve woken up, bleary eyed, to the sound of banging. I stumble into my pretty new lounge; trying to untangle my legs which, somehow,

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To the left, to the left

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When I started seeing my ex-boyfriend I was 18 and our first date was organised using my gem-encrusted Nokia 3310. Not long after he was given the (highest) honour of a place in my MySpace

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