Scarlett Life…

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Anxiety, Yoga and Me.

For the last 28 years of my life I’ve been what I’d probably describe as a “chilled person”. Some may argue I’ve had more of a “fuck it, what’s the worst that can happen” or “immature” attitude, […]

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White Kings

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A gang seems to have formed round by ours over the last couple of months. And I say ‘gang’ in the loosest sense of the word. What I really mean is that the group of […]

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Clear your search history

I feel obliged to start by saying this post isn’t suitable for reading out to your Nan, so if that’s how you’re planning to spend your visit today, I’d swerve it. It’s also not suitable […]

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The Real Deal

“David Dickinson is sat behind you.” “Shut up?! …Who’s David Dickinson?” “The orange one from Dickinson’s Real Deal.” -frantic Googling- “Oh shit, so he is. Go ask him for his autograph.” “Fuck off! …you go […]

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Grubby footed urchin

It has occurred to me that somewhere, in the last couple of years, I seem to have placed less and less value on the things that used to dominate my life. Glamour, nights out and […]

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The secret office diary

Welcome to the corporate rat race…** 9:10am: Arrive at work ten minutes late mumbling something incomprehensible about traffic, despite clutching a Starbucks with my hair full of shag tats. The three people who have actually […]

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