The Scarlett Life

A Day In The Scarlett Life…

I should probably apologise in advance…

Whilst I’d love to fill this full of tales of dinner parties, cocktails and cock tales… and tell you all what a fabulous life I lead, I’m afraid you’re stuck with the awkward, ridiculous and generally fucked up situations I somehow find myself in on a daily basis… Enjoy!

Falling in Love

Felt up by the creepy mime

A letter to my mental neighbour

Breaking down

A Highly Inappropriate Birthday Card

Brainwashed on the Fun Spot bus

The dominatrix

Fighting murderers with a hairbrush
Scarlett’s top four photos of all time

The best photo ever taken

Flashed in Spain

A fight in a karaoke bar

Caught up at the Mini expo

Don’t drink and buy

Inappropriate holiday reading material 

Women against dress shopping

A brothel on my doorstep 

Hello Love, are you dead?

The things you can do with a bread knife…