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I may or may not have had my couch stolen by very charismatic criminals.

Last week I had a lovely, three seater couch. The type of couch you sunk into. The type of couch that was designed specifically for one of my favourite past times; sporadic napping. This week,

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Jeremy Clarkson: Political Correctness Gone Mad?

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When  it comes to Jeremy Clarkson I think we can all agree that he’s a knobhead. Whether you like him or not, we all know full well that he’s a bit of a tit. And

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Knowing your drinks.

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Alcohol is a dangerous thing. It can ruin lives, tear families apart and, worst of all, make me think I have the charisma and vocal range to pull off singing Bohemian Rhapsody on karaoke to

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People stalking your profile right now

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Isn’t it mad to think that you can be 107 weeks deep into an Instagram stalk of your new fella’s ex, while somewhere out there your ex’s new girlfriend is probably doing the same on

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The reality of taking a bath together

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Last week I popped round to one of my friend’s houses to congratulate her on her new baby. Urgh, I know!  There she is; settling down, bringing new life into the world, while here I

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Spain’s Islands: Canaries or Balearics?

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After almost four years without a summer holiday, I’ve vowed that this year I’m getting out of England as much as I possibly can – and first up is one of my favourite countries in

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