Things I don’t have time for in my life right now.

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Because life is full of things ain’t nobody got time for… Meal prepping According to just about every fitness blog/Instagram/twitter I have absolutely no excuse not to spend my Sundays meal prepping for the week

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Takeaway for one please

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There comes a time in every girl’s life when, single or not, you will want… no sorry; need… to order an outrageously mammoth takeaway all for yourself. This day usually lands on the Sunday after

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Gym motivation.

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When faced with a break-up, people tend to go one of two ways; to the gym or on a long romantic walk to the fridge. So, considering I fight the endless battle between my love

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A crank walks into a bar…

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So, my newest project; Drink in Liverpool has launched! I can’t speak for my partner in crime; OSB, (I wouldn’t fucking dare, she’s got a cosh and she knows how to use it) but I feel like

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Bumps in the night

It’s 2am on my first night in my new flat and I’ve woken up, bleary eyed, to the sound of banging. I stumble into my pretty new lounge; trying to untangle my legs which, somehow,

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To the left, to the left

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When I started seeing my ex-boyfriend I was 18 and our first date was organised using my gem-encrusted Nokia 3310. Not long after he was given the (highest) honour of a place in my MySpace

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