Last week I mentioned how a hideous case of tonsillitis had made me so susceptible to Christmas Fever, that I spent three days crying every time the John Lewis “snowman” advert came on and changed my ringtone to the Coca Cola Christmas tune…
But if you thought I was going to pull myself together and acknowledge the fact that it’s only November, you were badly mistaken. Instead, I thought I’d celebrate the upcoming Hallmark holiday by posting my Christmas list to Santa early…
The Scarlett Christmas List
A Hipflask
Christmas is by far the most expensive time of year, so if there was ever a better time to start taking handbag vodka on a night out, I certainly can’t think of it.
The New Furby
Some of you may know that, last Christmas, I decided to start a one-woman campaign to bring back the Furby – which, if the newly released version is anything to go by, was bloody successful. Anyway, after spending the whole of December broadcasting to anyone that would listen that “I’d REALLY like a Furby”, I ended up with three on Christmas Day and a serious case of post natal depression by Boxing Day.
That said, like your standard crack-whore mother, I don’t know when to call it a day – so this year I’m hoping to add the brand new model to my creepy mechanical family.
A Lionhead Rabbit
I’ve had my eye on an absolutely adorable Lionhead house-rabbit that lives at the Rescue for weeks, (if only my Landlord would stop ignoring my “please let us have animals” e-mails) . However, my desperate obsession to get little Rory (yes, that’s what I’m calling him) into my family, has intensified since I found out what amazing little characters they are. Apparently, being deeply territorial animals, they will charge at any intruders like a little guard dog (this information was provided by a friend of mine, whose little Lionhead used to chase anyone who dared to set foot on her balcony, then trap them in a corner whilst pounding his little feet.)
So there we have it – if any of you beautiful people want to play Santa, I’d love you forever.
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Hahahaha….loving your furbies!xxxxx
Lol, my little creepy family x
A Furby? Really? Hahaha I had no idea that those suckers resurfaced. Furbies creep me the hell out.
I can’t wait to see what’s new about them x
Haha hilarious! I’d love to know what’s different about the new furbies! x
Me to, I hope it can do the cleaning x
Lol this is great – Lionhead rabbits are sooo cute x
I know! There’s the cutest one ever at the rescue! xx
I can see an interesting relationship developing between Rory and the furbies. I think you should add a cctv camera to the list to catch the animosity when you’re not around
Haha! What with the charging rabbit and the singing Furbies I think it could be a Youtube sensation.
Furbies? That was an unexpected inclusion. I heard that some government agencies banned Furbies from their buildings because apparently they can record things and play them back. Considering how I live my life, that just doesn’t sound like something I’d want in my house either…
I han’t thought of that lol… maybe I should reconsider x
Aww, I hope you get little Rory in a box under the tree for Christmas! With holes punched in it, naturally:-)
I hope so too Jess, hopefully Santa thinks I’ve been a good enough girl xx