December 23, 2016 in Category Scarlett Life...

Just smile kid

Well, 2016 has been a fucking roller coaster, hasn’t it?

I mean, every year is, when you look back over it – but 2016 was something else. Besides the carnage of Brexit, Trump and everyone getting their dicks out for Harambe (a personal highlight, btw) 2016 was a year of personal ups and downs. But I don’t want to focus on the downs, because I’m not about that life.

The one thing I can say 2016 taught me, is that you’ve just got to roll with the punches and try to have a fucking laugh. Cos that’s what it’s all about isn’t it.


None of us are getting out of this gig alive, so smile while you can, don’t worry about the shit you can’t change and take every moment as it comes.

Have a gorgeous Christmas everyone. Drink all the prosecco. Eat your veg. Wear glitter just because. Tell that girl in the toilets she’s pretty instead of snarling her. Give your mum a cuddle. If you love someone, tell them. And remember, life’s too short to be anything but happy.

Until next year… x 


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